Saturday, March 10, 2012

SNIPPETS

Just for Laughs - Non Racial/racist

AT A CLINIC

A Chinese lady was asking for permission to jump que for blood sampling.

: Malay lady- Apasal mau cepat??
:Chinese lady - pasal mau pergi Hospital Pinang - mau pergi 'BAKAR".  What she meant was going for radiation.

AT A BICYCLE SHOP

An Indian man was looking for a bicycle pump.

;Indian- Tauke ada BOMP???
:Chinese tauke- Ada 'PONG'!!!!

HINDU TEMPLE CELEBRATION

Temple was celebrating  a festival

;Chinese- Ada ambil 'COWDI'???  (meant to be KAVADI)
;Indian- Tada, mau 'TURUN API'!!!!   (means fire walking)


Cheers!!! no malice meant!!

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