Just for Laughs - Non Racial/racist
AT A CLINIC
A Chinese lady was asking for permission to jump que for blood sampling.
: Malay lady- Apasal mau cepat??
:Chinese lady - pasal mau pergi Hospital Pinang - mau pergi 'BAKAR". What she meant was going for radiation.
AT A BICYCLE SHOP
An Indian man was looking for a bicycle pump.
;Indian- Tauke ada BOMP???
:Chinese tauke- Ada 'PONG'!!!!
HINDU TEMPLE CELEBRATION
Temple was celebrating a festival
;Chinese- Ada ambil 'COWDI'??? (meant to be KAVADI)
;Indian- Tada, mau 'TURUN API'!!!! (means fire walking)
Cheers!!! no malice meant!!
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Politics
Political Parties - KITA to be dissolved
Zaid announced that KITA would be dissolved. It brings me back memories of the formation of the first KITA - Kesatuan Insaf Tanah Air in 1974. The promoters of the party were, *Encik Mustapha Hussein (lawyer, ex Gerakan) *Encik Hashim Gerak (ex pas member also popularly known as dancing MP then) and Encik Ng Hoe Hun (ex Gerakan, known as giant killer of Taiping's Dr. Lim Swee Aun, then Minister). The name of the party was well thought of and to be multi racial. There was much debate on the choice of the logo/emblem. There were many suggestions and since the country is agricultural the choice was narrowed to padi, coconut tree and oil palm tree. The coconut treee was chosen and again the debate centred on the number of nuts. It was agreed that each nut to represent one racial group - 3-4 nuts ??? Cannot remember how many nuts agreed upon.
When the party was introduced there were jokes flying around. Some purposely twisted it to a GUITAR party. Then, they combined it with the dancing MP.And a coconut tree with 'tuak' to go round. And all agreed that it was jolly good party.
So politicians when you go for KITA again think over and over again. IT may be a jinx!!!!
*Spelling of the names stand to be corrected.
Zaid announced that KITA would be dissolved. It brings me back memories of the formation of the first KITA - Kesatuan Insaf Tanah Air in 1974. The promoters of the party were, *Encik Mustapha Hussein (lawyer, ex Gerakan) *Encik Hashim Gerak (ex pas member also popularly known as dancing MP then) and Encik Ng Hoe Hun (ex Gerakan, known as giant killer of Taiping's Dr. Lim Swee Aun, then Minister). The name of the party was well thought of and to be multi racial. There was much debate on the choice of the logo/emblem. There were many suggestions and since the country is agricultural the choice was narrowed to padi, coconut tree and oil palm tree. The coconut treee was chosen and again the debate centred on the number of nuts. It was agreed that each nut to represent one racial group - 3-4 nuts ??? Cannot remember how many nuts agreed upon.
When the party was introduced there were jokes flying around. Some purposely twisted it to a GUITAR party. Then, they combined it with the dancing MP.And a coconut tree with 'tuak' to go round. And all agreed that it was jolly good party.
So politicians when you go for KITA again think over and over again. IT may be a jinx!!!!
*Spelling of the names stand to be corrected.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
FESTIVALS
Chinese New Year - Year of the Water Dragon
Among the 12 Chinese zodiac animals the dragon is the only mythical animal and hence it is the most significant and popular. So much has been written but I wish to highlight a few attributes and snippets.
According to Chinese folklore the first Chinese Emperor Hsi was partly a dragon. The Emperor's dragon is made up of 5 claws while the commoner's dragon is with 3 or 4 claws.The male dragon is yin while the female yang is the phoenix. The dragon and phoenix, hence makes the royal couple.
The dragon represents the Emperor and to-day it symbolises the Chinese nation and Chinese as a race.
People who are born in the year of the dragon are in popular demand to perform certain rites during auspicious occasions. I remember dragon children are asked to roll on wedding beds during the prenuptial ceremony, and to open the car door for the bridegroom on the wedding day when he arrives at the bride's home. It is supposed to bring good luck and happiness.
WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY & PROSPEROUS YEAR OF THE DRAGON
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Happy new Year 2012
Good wishes to everyone and may the Year of The Dragon bring good health, happines and prosperity to all.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Place Names
Usually a river would be the boundary to demarcate the neighbouring states or countries. In the case of Perak and Penang the Krian River serves as the boundary. But the area between Parit Buntar in the east and Sg. Acheh, that is south of Sungei Krian/Nibong Tebal the land is under Penang. Sg. Krian is not the boundary for this part. The boundary for this part of Perak/Penang is at the cross road of a small town known as Simpang Empat where on the Penang side is known as Permatang Kling.
How did it happen?
It goes back to 1825, a bit of history from Joginder Singh Jessy's History of Malaya 1400-1959.The penghulu of Kurau was Nakhoda Udin was suspected of being a pirate. He was arrested by the British and handed over to the Raja of Ligor who claimed that Udin was not a pirate and that Kurau was part of Kedah (now Province Wellesley or Seberang Prai Selatan).And since Perak feared the Siamese it was not challenged but Governor Fullerton even endorsed it.
Hence , the northern part of Krian belonged to Penang and the east-west road became the boundary.
Next time when you take the old trunk road to Penang keep a look out for this border town.
How did it happen?
It goes back to 1825, a bit of history from Joginder Singh Jessy's History of Malaya 1400-1959.The penghulu of Kurau was Nakhoda Udin was suspected of being a pirate. He was arrested by the British and handed over to the Raja of Ligor who claimed that Udin was not a pirate and that Kurau was part of Kedah (now Province Wellesley or Seberang Prai Selatan).And since Perak feared the Siamese it was not challenged but Governor Fullerton even endorsed it.
Hence , the northern part of Krian belonged to Penang and the east-west road became the boundary.
Next time when you take the old trunk road to Penang keep a look out for this border town.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Names of Places
It will be a matter of time before the name of the town "Batang Berjuntai" will be well forgotten. Now, the name is written with a bracket after the new name "BESTARI JAYA"!!!! Apparently the new name was approved by the State Government in 2007.
In May 1966, almost 50 years ago, I reported for work at Socfin headquarters in Bangsar. The late Tan Sri Dato V. M. Hutson who was then the Industrial Relations Group Manager, carried out the customary briefing regarding my posting. He informed me.." You will be posted to Sungei Tinggi Estate, BATANG BERJUNTAI as a probationary assistant. The Company driver will take you to the estate and the journey may take 2 hours." Yes Sir was the reply. In my mind I was wondering where is this God foresaken place? I had never heard of this place!!Am I going to spend time with my "batang berjuntai "- (in hokkien .."shaking in between the legs"). Batang Berjuntai then was a one street town and there was a provision shop known as BB store where we obtained our supplies of food provisions.
How the town got its name is anybody's guess!! Probably there was a huge tree with one of its branches having a phallic shape and dangling. Anyway in those days we were innocent and the name just came off our lips without any other naughty connotations. Nowadays, the town has expanded in line with the development of the state and more people are uttering the name. So, the mere mention of the name can be the butt of jokes and may even incite sexual harassment!! And so the name Batang Berjuntai must be replaced. The authorities must have proposed several names but they chose "Bestari Jaya." Did they ever think of "Batang Bestari"?
Well, the name will taken off sign boards and be forgotten like the railway line that once connect this town to Batu Arang 100 years ago. NO MORE BATANG BERJUNTAI!!!!!
Sunday, October 9, 2011
The Immortals
DO YOU KNOW ????
18 LOHANS - From Wikipedia
The 18 Lohans are also known as 18 ARHATS. It is not of Chinese origin. Originally, the arhats composed of only 10 disciples of Gautama Buddha. This was inceased to 16 and later on when Buddhism spread to China another 2 was added during the Tang Dynasty. Modern Chinese Buddhism now depicts 18 Lohans . The first paintings of the Lohan was done by a Chinese monk, Guan Xiu. in the year AD891 in Chengdu. He saw them in his dream and when he woke up he painted them. The eulogy and synopsis is too long to produce here but you can go into the internet to know more.
These 18 Lohans must not be confused with the 8 IMMORTALS (Pat SIAN).
EIGHT IMMORTALS (PAT SIAN)
Another form of reading a person's horoscope is to see who is your patron. Once, I took my late mother to Kek Lok See temple in Air Hitam. That was many many years ago before I was married. Maybe my younger brothers and sister were with us. While we were looking at the paintings and enjoy feeding the tortoise at the famous tortoise pond my mother as usual would go about praying. Now, I wish to narrate what my mother told me. She went to the alter of the 8 Immortals to pray. She took a bundle of burning joss sticks and placed one to each of the 8 immortals. She had to repeat the sequence until the last joss stick. The immortal that receives the last joss stick is your patron. My mother was shocked and almost fainted when it was Li Tie Guai. The idol depicted him as a beggar carrying a double guord. She was frightened with the thought that her son was to be a beggar.Then she approached the temple keeper for interpretation. To make her happy and to assure her all the good things the temple Ah Pek must have spun a good story line that her son would not be a beggar!!
Actually Li Tie Guai is known for helping the needy, the sick and those in distress. He became a beggar because when his soul came back he could not find his body as it was burnt. He was forced to enter the beggar's body.
If anyone of you know who is your patron is, then let's share it. If not, we try to get one for you following mother's way, not necessarily at Kek Lok Si, but at 36A!!!
Cheers!!!!!!
Cheers!!!!!!
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